ohbutyouwillpet ([info]ohbutyouwillpet) wrote,
@ 2004-04-18 08:13:00
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Seriously Delinquent
Wow, seems like freakin forever since I've had a moment to sit down and do an update. So long that I actually have all these little notes and such about things I want to say. My entries are usually so long anyway that I'm probably just going to do a bunch of small posts in a short time...hopefully even today.

First one goes all the way back to Easter dinner. Laurie had taken the kids to her family's cottage in NY for the weekend, so I'd had the whole weekend to myself. She brought the kids back about 10:30 in the morning and we did the whole Easter basket/egg hunt thing - the kids were excited. We went non-traditional for food (big surprise there), deciding to do steaks on the grill instead of ham and all that stuff.

Tristan was helping me cut up vegetables with one of his little blunt knives, and he was working on some mushrooms. He took a few and cut off the stems, then pushed the tops over toward me, saying "I'm cutting off the rooms, Daddy, because I only like the mush."

That doesn't look all that funny when I see it in writing, but I was laughing my ass off at the time....lol. 'Course, that could have been because I was out all night at the Interbelt's White Party, and was still operating on little sleep and a bit drunk and/or tripping...lol.

Anyway, that's update number one. More coming.




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[info]swankadellia
2005-02-10 06:18 am UTC (link)
Wow, seems like freakin forever since I've had a moment to sit down and do an update

AND ILL BET ITS BEEN FREAKIN FOREVER SINCE YOU RAPED YOUR LAST CHILD EH!

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[info]bay_laurel
2005-02-14 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Tristan was helping me cut up vegetables with one of his little blunt knives, and he was working on some mushrooms.

Freudian.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-07 04:03 am UTC (link)
fucking hilarious...I am crying!

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[info]spazishness
2005-08-24 09:14 pm UTC (link)
He was taking the resentment of your penis out on the mushroom.

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