ohbutyouwillpet ([info]ohbutyouwillpet) wrote,
@ 2004-05-04 08:06:00
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Happy Birthday!!
Yesterday was my daughter Dany's first birthday *s*

She was a little under the weather, so we just did a small dinner at home, but she got lots of new clothes, and a little pink and white walk-behind or ride and push princess car, complete with detachable plastic cell phone.

She was excited, but let me ask ya - what the HELL has our society come to when the accessory of choice for a baby toy is a freakin cell phone?? Hmmm? I ask you?

Anyway - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETS!


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(Anonymous)
2005-02-09 03:04 pm UTC (link)
YES GOD FORBID YOU GIVE A BABY A CELL PHONE

WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-09 05:17 pm UTC (link)
I think she was under the weather because you were SAVAGELY RAPING HER.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT [info]theredassassin IS A FAGGOT

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-09 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Did you rape her, too?

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-24 09:13 pm UTC (link)
no she's too old

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[info]pixxiy
2005-02-10 06:16 am UTC (link)
what the HELL has our society come to when YOU RAPE BABIES

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[info]lipids
2005-02-15 03:53 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]rx_patient
2005-02-10 06:18 am UTC (link)
I'm going to hurl.

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[info]vita_diabolica
2005-02-10 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Did you shove that cell phone up her ass like you shoved your dick?

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[info]memorizeyrlines
2005-02-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Seriously, did you think yr dick made a better accessory? I want to take a branch to yr jaw. I want to make bird seed out of yr face with my foot.

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[info]tragiciampixels
2005-02-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh and a dick is better? You are a sick sick bastard.

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[info]bobotobobo
2005-03-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
How rude!

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[info]bay_laurel
2005-02-14 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Two words: FUCKING. CREEPY.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-20 01:12 am UTC (link)
hehe.

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[info]poetic_blood
2005-03-04 10:26 pm UTC (link)
It wasn't a cell phone that daddy Lockhart wanted to give her.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-08 02:29 am UTC (link)
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE EIGHTH PERSON TO MAKE THIS JOKE

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[info]anyfoolcanweep
2007-02-13 06:44 am UTC (link)
lol

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[info]sin_dot_com
2005-05-05 07:13 am UTC (link)
do you all know everything that happened with the baby raping? or have you never thought that there is more than one way to love a child? Of course, I have no idea what happened, but I turned out fine and happy.

6x

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[info]dork_kitten23
2005-06-17 01:31 am UTC (link)
"Of course, I have no idea what happened, but I turned out fine and happy."

Clearly.

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[info]ravenrogue
2008-05-06 11:09 pm UTC (link)
wtf

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[info]amandavanessa
2009-08-06 05:35 pm UTC (link)
WHAT

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YOU'RE GONNA DIE
[info]black_sausage
2005-05-27 05:38 pm UTC (link)

























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(Anonymous)
2005-06-10 03:59 pm UTC (link)
mm, baby butt.

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[info]palerougedeath
2005-06-15 02:22 am UTC (link)
Gee, I wonder if any TROLLS have found this page yet?

*Coughsarcasmcough*

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
wut

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[info]dork_kitten23
2005-06-17 01:28 am UTC (link)
At least now she can call all her baby friends and tell them about you.

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[info]themontgomery
2005-06-26 07:26 am UTC (link)
"Yesterday was my daughter Dany's first birthday *s*"

And what'd you get her? A hot beef injection?

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[info]bextagirl54
2005-08-08 01:03 am UTC (link)
i think it was your fucking mom.

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[info]freeko
2005-09-15 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I hope you rot in hell! Lockhart!

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(Anonymous)
2006-02-15 01:56 am UTC (link)
Hey fucker, I hope you get raped in the ass with this.
Image
you are the dregs of the lowest barrel of society.

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[info]lurkerbunny
2006-08-07 07:01 am UTC (link)
Cell phnoe? I THINK YOU MEAN BOXCUTTER

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

o/`NE-VA-DAAAASH! o/`

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LAWL
(Anonymous)
2009-10-03 10:38 pm UTC (link)
baby raeper

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